My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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