recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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