its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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