I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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