the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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