Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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