i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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