I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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