I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Randomize
