How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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