He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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