i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You can't just leave with hair like that
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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