Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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