Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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