dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
