4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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