where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
