Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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