I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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