I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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