Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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