i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
did you just send me my own nude
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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