I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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