I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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