Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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