i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I FOUND THE LEGS
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
