the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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