I looked at my own cervix.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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