how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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