What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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