Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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