nut hugger
Welp...herpes.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
