i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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