All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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