Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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