I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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