I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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