Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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You. Win. At. Life.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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