Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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