you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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