idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We are all done wearing pants today
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Verdict: uncircumcised.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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