Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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