A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
