is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
