two words: eviction party
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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