It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
they call him Oral-B. enough said
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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