Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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