I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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