It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
