is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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